A little nonsense now and then is relished by the wisest men.

You should never never doubt what nobody is sure about.

If the good Lord had intended us to walk, He wouldn't have invented roller skates.

Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker.

If you have any problems, dial information. Thank you for calling.

You can't get out backwards. You've got to go forward to go back.

If you want to view paradise simply look around and view it.
Anything you want to, do it.
Want to change the world? There's nothing to it.

All questions must be submitted in writing.

There's no better time to learn.

Nil Desperandum. Across the desert lies the promised land.

Invention, my dear friends, is 93% perspiration,
6% electricity, 4% evaporation, and 2% butterscotch ripple.

We are the music makers. And we are the dreamers of dreams.

Don't forget what happened to the man who suddenly got everything he always wanted...
He lived happily ever after

- W. W.